Some time ago I had to give my students a speaking test. It consisted of me asking them a series of questions to test there fluency in English. These are some of the questions – and some of the more interesting answers I received:
QUESTION: Who is your favorite music artist? Why do you like them?
Answer: You know Hip-Hop? I like Nas because… he is very famous.
Answer: I like Lonely Island because they have very sexual content songs like “dick in a box,” “Jizz my pants” and whatever.
Answer: I like Girls Generation because they so cute. Ahh… [he adjusted himself in his seat and smiled] Yes, they are so cute.
Answer: My favorite artist is Kanye West, because his voice is very charming.
QUESTION: What school subject are you interested in? Why are you interested in it?
Answer: I like science because teacher is girl.
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